Treated Like Royalty

This morning I got a royalty cheque.

It was for £3.48.

I have spent all morning trying to decide what I should spend it on.

As it’s not my first royalty cheque of this size it made me laugh rather than cry. I cried when I received the one for 72 pence – and cried again when I went to bank it. I do a lot of writing workshops for kids and one thing they always ask when they find out I’m a published author is, ‘are you a millionaire, Miss?’

JK Rowling has a lot to answer for!

Oh well, after today’s windfall I’m only £999,996.52 away from the big time. Is there anything you can actually buy for £3.48 these days? I’m feeling all reckless and rock and roll and think Imight try blowing my royalties all in one go. Your suggestions would be most welcome…