Say it isn’t so!

The artist Tracey Emin (she of soiled bed linen fame) has said that she is thinking of leaving Britain if the government bring in the proposed 50% tax rate for those earning over £150,000 per year.

She says she is fed-up with the lack of support our government show artists and that she would be far better off in France (the country that is so supportive of artists it even turns a blind eye if they have a penchant for sodomising 13 year old girls, eh Roman?)

Hmm – I think if I had been lucky enough to have made my fame and fortune from a country that procclaimed my messed up bed to be a work of art I would be keeping my mouth firmly shut and counting my blessings rather than my bank balance.

Still, if Emin does go then perhaps the numpties who revere her might just realise that while they were spending hours deliberating the artisitc merits of her bloodied tampons in ‘My Flange is Wet With Fear’ the emperor had not just performed a striptease but had been streaking with gay abandon through the galleries of London’s East End.