She allegedly told them she would not discuss the attack because the matter “was closed”.

The 31-year-old beauty – known as Jordan – is quoted as saying: “I’m not going to say anything. What’s past is past and I just want to forget about it the best I can.”

I always find that the best way to forget things is TO TELL AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THEM! Ooops. No, it’s not really, is it.
The best way it to STFU (“Shut Thy Face Up” as they say up North).

Katie “Jordrop” Price remind the inhabitants of Pickle Towers of those teenage girls who cackle at the tops of their voices on Tube trains, and then proclaim to their friends “Ooh, I ‘ate My larf, I do. I wish I din’t larf like that, ‘coz I ‘ate my larf.’

And then, of course, “larf” again, just to prove how much they with they didn’t.