Thought for the Day
Posted in Uncategorized on 09/17/2009 07:16 pm by siobhanThought for the Day
Thought for the day.
Last month Peter Andre released his first single since the legendary ‘Insania’.
So his newly dumped and freshly smarting wife, Jordan / Katie Price revealed on national television that she had recently had a miscarriage.
Last week Andre did the press and media rounds promoting his upcoming album.
Jordan revealed that she had been sexually abused as a child and raped several times as a woman.
And this week Peter Andre released his new album and Jordan upgraded last week’s rape revelation to a ‘celebrity rape’ a la Eureka Johnson.
Question.
What is she going to do if Peter Andre announces a world tour?
09/18/2009 at 1:04 pm
From Yahoo news: The glamour model – who claims she was sexually assaulted by a “famous celebrity” in London’s West End several years ago – was “mortified” when detectives contacted her yesterday (17.09.09).
She allegedly told them she would not discuss the attack because the matter “was closed”.
The 31-year-old beauty – known as Jordan – is quoted as saying: “I’m not going to say anything. What’s past is past and I just want to forget about it the best I can.”
I always find that the best way to forget things is TO TELL AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THEM! Ooops. No, it’s not really, is it.
The best way it to STFU (“Shut Thy Face Up” as they say up North).
Katie “Jordrop” Price remind the inhabitants of Pickle Towers of those teenage girls who cackle at the tops of their voices on Tube trains, and then proclaim to their friends “Ooh, I ‘ate My larf, I do. I wish I din’t larf like that, ‘coz I ‘ate my larf.’
And then, of course, “larf” again, just to prove how much they with they didn’t.