Get Over It!
Posted in Uncategorized on 09/15/2009 09:53 am by siobhanGet Over It!
I’ve been reading in the press that some writers have been spitting their dummies out over new laws that will mean they have to be CRB checked before giving talks or workshops in schools. Phillip Pullman has called it “outrageous, demeaning and insulting” and Anne Fine has said it is “demeaning and unhealthy.” Both are now refusing to go back into British schools if they are made to suffer this “indignity”.
As writer in residence for several London schools and someone who has regularly been police checked before running writing workshops for children for various London councils, three words spring to mind:
GET. OVER. YOURSELVES.
Phillip and Anne my loves, no-one is accusing you of being paedophiles. But why should you be exempt from the checks that other adults face when wanting to work with children just because you know how to string a sentence together?
As a parent as well as a writer I’m glad and reassured that such proceedures are in place and besides it’s hardly as if having a CRB check is any great hassle. You aren’t dragged kicking and screaming to an interrogation room to endure hours of lie detector tests, water-boarding and listening to Englebert Humperdinck’s greatest hits on a loop.
You fill out a simple form and the school or local authority in question send it off and pay the £64 charge (in all my years of being CRB checked I have never once had to pay).
But this is all clearly too much for the delicate sensibilities of Anne Fine.
“All of us are constantly invited to do tours abroad.” She said last week. “If we can no longer enthuse British children about reading then I’m happy to go to more sensible places like Australia, New Zealand, america, France and Italy.”
Anne Fine is a superb author and as someone who knows only too well how much kids can get from an author visit I find it appalling that she is putting her own pride before the needs of British kids.
The truth is that some kids are only really made aware of the magic of reading and writing when they have an author come to their school. Authors have a freedom that curriculum-bound teachers do not. We can get kids to write about what really matters to them, we can show them that anyone can write and that reading and writing can be fun.
The children are what matter here – not the ridiculous egos of authors.
09/15/2009 at 1:36 pm
Yes, on the face of it looks as if these authors are being really rather over sensitive, however, this does not detract from the fact that as you delve deeper into these new changes it becomes more obvious how ill thought out and ill conceived these new Vetting and Barring Scheme is.
And already we see the Government backtracking as fast as it’s little legs will let it, as it becomes more apparent how unworkable this Scheme is http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/15/isa_checks_reviewed/
09/15/2009 at 2:12 pm
I see what you’re saying – I just think it’s a shame that the kids are going to suffer because of it…
09/15/2009 at 5:03 pm
Here at Pickle Towers, we believe that everybody should have the letters “SAC” (“Safe Around Children”) tattooed on their foreheads.
Then, whenever we uncover a potential predator, we can just brand the letter “N” in front of it.
It’d save an offal lotta time, though, wouldn’t it?
Seriously though; it does strike me as another societal over-reaction, a knee-jerk “they should do something about it” – one Soham, and everybody has to be vetted. It won’t achieve anything positive – predators are not going to say “Damn, can’t be a (Cub Master/swimming coach/school caretaker), I’ll give up the whole idea”, they’ll just find another way. Meanwhile people who would genuinely like to help/coach/offer activity support to kids are going to just walk away leaving the kids… you got it, hanging around on street corners and easy targets for the predators.
Sometimes you just can’t win.