Damned Statistics

Ladies, I have just read some extremely worrying statisticss.

If you thought that men spending 43 minutes per day ogling us rather than picking pants up off the floor was bad (see previous blog) then this statistic is going to make you weep into your cup of St John’s Wort.

Apparently we spend 23,214 hours of our lives washing clothes.

23,214 hours!

Now, do you want to know how long we spend having an orgasm?

1 hour, 24 minutes.

That is a paltry 1 hour, 24 minutes over an entire lifetime.

We spend roughly 23,000 times longer putting on a load than we do – well you know the rest.

This is not good.

I have come up with a way of balancing out these shocking statistics however.

It involves sitting on your washing machine during a fast spin cycle whilst eating a Cadbury’s flake – that’s all I’m going to say.