Chat Up Lines for Generation Z (zimmer frame)

My dad lives in a warden controlled apartment building.

He is by far the most sprightly and youthful of the residents and I think he loves his position as blue eyed boy to all of the white haired ladies. (I also think he is probably the only resident in the building who has a Bob the Builder duvet cover and pillow case set, but that’s quite another story!)

Yesterday he told me about a woman who lives in the apartment next door to his. She is in her 90s and needs a zimmer frame to get about, but although she might have lost a great deal of her mobility, she clearly hasn’t lost any of her mojo.

The first time she laid eyes on my dad she propped herself up on her frame and uttered the following classic:

“If you were to chase me, and I was to run away, I’d probably fall over and then (at this point she paused for dramatic effect) - then you’d be able to have me. Wouldn’t you?”

Before my dad could reply she picked up her frame and shuffled away to the sun lounge, cackling seductively.

Isn’t this just the best chat up line you’ve ever heard?