Wha???

What kind of insult is that? I mean, how long did he spend thinking it up? If you are going to insult someone, FGS make it a memorable insult. It’s hardly “you whey-faced poltroon” or “thou cream-faced loon, thou”, is it?

And speaking of Gordon the Gopher… ermmm… I mean “Gordon the Goalie”… when he does that “restaurent makeover” show, and they have the grand reopening, just check out how many of the faces are the exact same punters who were in the previous night when it all went chips-up.

Like it says in the almost subliminal-advertising-speed captions in his program; “Some events in this email have been shown out of sequence in the hope that you might think something vaguely tension-filled and dramatic has happened when really, folks, it darn well din’t.”